Friday, June 22, 2007

How Long Should A Knee Length Skirt Be?

Bravo this morning, listeners who participated in the first awards to reward the flattest joke of the year ...


And I am pleased to announce that the awards are a joke flat already become an institution in light of the many reactions collected yesterday. The advertising world is already seized of the phenomenon, RTL-iTV think make a successful series for the fall and Nicolas Sarkozy personally contacted me to tell me all the good he felt about this initiative and wants to meet me in under the Brussels summit. I had to decline the offer because I do have other things to do today. Here, the jury was therefore convened this morning here Georgin Avenue, in deciding the winners. First honorable mention to Bernard who sent us no less than eight jokes flat and which also receives the price the most gore joke: "What is green and turns red when you press a button? A frog in a blender. " Annie has also been very productive. She also won a prize, the price of pun most convoluted: "Why cats do not like water? Because in the water, kitty rattle. . She is very strong as this, it must be confessed. The jury did not hesitate. Just as he did not hesitate to call the grand prize at our awards an anonymous who posted the following joke flat. "Do you know why elephants moving in herds compact? Because it is the middle one that has the radio. " Finally, the price "special breakfast" is pocketed by another generous anonymous prankster posing the following question: "What is a madman in a wheat field? A cereal killer! . There was also this joke then, the flattest of all perhaps: "This is a man who went into a café and ... splash! . This is the special jury prize.
Thanks to all those who participated in this great contest, for sure, will be the humor that octaves are to music what the medal Gold SAUCICREOR is dry sausage. The SAUCICREOR being as everyone knows, the international competition-the-Nouan Fuzelier. So thank you to everyone who came to participate in the blog ... And as I talk about this blog ... Thanks to the 17 thousand people who came to visit since its launch in mid-season. And Fabrizio, the blog is magic, this morning I just did the statistics for the month just past. Thus, Internet users from 52 countries met in recent days on the blog Bravo / zero. Including French Polynesia, Mali and China. For cities, Brussels is that top. Bravo Brussels. Followed Paris, Antwerp and Charleroi. I am amazed at the highest position in Paris. And here I want to appeal to national solidarity. It is not normal, such as in the ranking of cities represented, for example, that Little Rechain be classified according to Shawinigan. Not normal Velizy-Villacoublay comes before Baudour. Frankly, for next year will recover. A blog about yet know if the Bravo / zero will slip away during the summer I'll meet you every morning at 7:25 for "blog part", a column on blogs curious, weird or just interesting that one can find on the web ... Bye, bye.

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